Sunday, August 31, 2008

Finally...

Holy shite, skool starts tomorrow (Monday the 1st) and I'm chillin' on the second floor of my residence ridin' on someone's internet. For being a tech captital of the world, I expected to be jacked in when I touched down. Well.. FUCK, it's raining..

Ok, so I'm now on the staircase.. Anyway, my first week here has been pretty awesome. We hit up the beer garden on top of the Egret Center across from Himeji Castle where the view was amazing then I rocked out some Journey during karaoke and managed to cock block a fellow ALT something fierce, though I didn't realize it at the time.

Some of the English teachers who've been here the previous year took all us new guys to a gaijin bar after karaoke. And that's where I met the tallest guy in Japan at a lofty 6' 6"... He was pretty drunk so after I managed to ask what his name was, he proceeded to tell me that he can get "drugs and bitches" way cheap and his genitals resemble a fire hose. Too bad his hands were the size of an infant's or else I would've given him the benefit of the doubt.

More to come later, gotta make a good impression with my introduction speech.

Monday, August 25, 2008

And I'm at the airport...

I woke up at 4am today so I could be at the airport way too early for my flight.

I'm sitting at the terminal.

I'm tired, to be continued....